Surprisingly, some of you assholes want to know all about me, a few have asked about the past, a few have asked about the future, so with that being said I figured I would write out my fucking bio for all of you to read.

My name is Donnie. In the porn industry I am known as Big "D" or the "Man of Mayhem." Big "D" I gave to myself, however, the title "Man of Mayhem" was given to me by a buddy when I lived in Thailand for 7 months. The fucker saw me party hard, stir up mad shit, and show everyone such a fucking blast he said no other name would fit.

I am 24 years old living it up in Romania at this point, but my roots go back to Rhode Island in the good ole' USA. I can't say I am too impressed with the government at this point, but thats besides the point; I just am proud of my country and we will leave it at that. I was raised until the age of 10 in Rhode Island then my redneck ass of a father moved me out to Kentucky. What a fucking change. Anyhow I graduated high school in KY then it was immediatly to the road.

Hitting the road was the shit. I joined up with a constantly-traveling magazine subscription sales agency and got to see the entire continental US. I have been to 48 states and I rocked every fucking one of em. After time however, shit got real old. Moving to a new state every fucking week definitley started to catch up with me, so I dropped that shit joined the USN. BAD FUCKING IDEA.

Don't get me wrong, it does instill a small amount of pride serving your country, but I really didn't figure out how much NOT a fan of buerocracy I am until I got off that bus in boot camp. God, I wanted to tag that motherfucker in the teeth with a 2x4. Anyhow, I did 4 years in the USN much to my dismay, however I finished and starting working as a web designer out of CT where I got married, yet another BAD IDEA.

Ok, so yeah, I was married. I was in the Navy, I was lonely, thought I fell in love, but that shit fell apart faster than shit. When I got out of the Navy I was just your average webmaster, then I got the porn gig. Do I agree that my employment had some sort of effect on my marriage? Absolutley, but the bitch should have talked to me rather than being a myspace whore. Anyway, she went wacko, and I went solo. Enough said.

With the divorce on my mind and my life turning to shit, I finally had a shed of light and got a job offer in Thailand. I jumped on that shit quick man. I mean seriously, wouldnt you? Just divorced, thai hookers galore, great parties and clubs, and finally another form of travel. With that being said I have some GOOD fucking stories from those days. I was a raunchy ass motherfucker and pretty much stuck my dick in anything, with the wrapper....most of the time (-:

Anyhow, had another fallout with my boss in Thailand and well, the place started to lose its appeal to me more and more every day. You can fuck so many women, like I nailed a SHITLOAD of women, but something was missing. What is it? Hell I dont know, but I recently moved to Romania and I haven't looked back.

Ok that about sums it up for the "in general" shit you might want to know. Read some of the other sections if you want to find out the juicy shit, as my fingers are cold and I am tired of typing. Later fuckers, hope you enjoyed.